Clearing up in Bergland

Weather: Rain early

Trail Conditions: Fun, muddy, no dust

Well I have a meeting to go to this morning.  Gogebic Area Grooming, yep only 4 & 1/2 more months until the snowmobile trails open.  I have seen a rise in atv/utv’s this year but we have a long way to go to make it a more popular sport up here in the UP.  I think our goal is a trail around the Lake.  The Lake is what brings the snowmobiles to town, atv’s would be the same I think.  A loop around the Lake would give access to resorts and camp grounds.  Hopefully some day soon we can get this accomplished.

A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000 and felt really good about the results. On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to look around. As she was leaving, she said to the sales clerk, “I hope you don’t mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?” “About 35,”he replied. “I’m actually 47,” the woman said, feeling really happy. After that she went into McDonald’s for lunch and asked the order taker the same question. He replied, “Oh, you look about 29.” “I am actually 47!” she said, feeling really good. While standing at the bus stop she asked an old man the same question. He replied, “I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a woman’s age. If I put my hand up your skirt I will be able to tell your exact age.” There was no one around, so the woman said, “What the hell?” and let him slip his hand up her skirt. After feeling around for a while, the old man said, “OK, You are 47.” Stunned, the woman said, “That was brilliant! How did you do that?” The old man replied, “I was behind you in line at McDonald’s.”

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