3-21-15 9am

Weather: Cold and Snowy.

Trail Conditions: Muddy, lot of snow still.

Don’t even think about it, just keep your asses at home LOL. The coldest day we have had for a while, high 20’s today and a bit of snow. We are only supposed to get an inch or so, actually it is kind of nice seeing all the dirty brown sand covered up by a fresh coat of snow. Temps look like it is not going to get to warm next week, even calling for more snow on Wednesday. Maybe Mother Nature is trying to screw up ATV season this year too. Actually they have a quiet time until May 15th to let the trails dry out a bit. I gotta go in for a few hours today until Kristie takes over, Then it will be back to bed to kick this cold I have.

The El Al plane leaves  Tel Aviv Airport under the control of a Jewish captain; his co-pilot is Chinese. It’s the first time they’ve flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.

Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat, and mutters, ‘I don’t like Chinese…’
‘No rike Chinese?’ asks the co-pilot, ‘why not?’
‘You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that’s why!’
‘No, no’, the co-pilot protests, ‘Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese.’
‘Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese…..doesn’t matter, you all look alike!’
There’s a few minutes of silence. ‘I no rike Jews!’ the co-pilot suddenly announces.
‘Oh yeah, why not?’ asks the captain.
‘Jews sink Titanic!’ says the co-pilot.
‘What? You’re insane! Jews didn’t sink the Titanic!’ exclaims the captain, ‘It was an iceberg!’
‘Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg… all the same.’

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