11-30-15

Weather: Mild temps.

Well I informed Becker that she is only getting 1-3 inches instead of 3-5 inches. She is not happy at all. If act she says it keeps getting to be less all the time.

Looks like a mild start for the beginning of snowmobile season, the bay has started freezing over but temps are just not cooperating yet. Every year it seems we have our share of challenges, this year will be no different.

By no means was I trying to encourage anyone from coming up tomorrow to go for a ride, don’t do it, you’ll be disappointed.

Sex After death
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come
back and inform the other if there is sex after death. 
Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all.
After a long life together, Frank was the first to die. 
True to his word, he made the first contact: “Kris, Kris, can 
you hear me?”
“Is that you, Frank?”
“Yes, I’ve come back like we agreed.”
” T hat’s wonderful! What’s it like?”
“Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast
and then it’s off to the golf course.

I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex
a couple of more times..

Then I have lunch (and Kris, you’d be proud — lots of greens).
Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have
sex the rest of the afternoon. 
After supper, it’s back to the golf course again.
Then it’s more sex until late at night. I catch some much
needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again”
“Oh, Frank! Are you in Heaven?”

“No — I’m a rabbit somewhere in Arizona .”

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