Weather: Below freezing and snow flurries.

Trail conditions: Probably Poor.

Trails sucked yesterday but that didn’t stop riders. It was a grin and bare it kind of day I guess. Today it is back below freezing and snow flurries are coming down as I write. Nothing in the forecast for snow until Tuesday, but we can hope. I know one of the groomers was going to try and go out after midnight last night, they should be out today trying to smooth things back out. By the end of this week lows are back into the single digits, winter is not over yet folks.

Reminder: People you can not ride M-28 with your sleds, cops were giving tickets yesterday to those riding the highway. Also loud pipes are going to get you a ticket. We have lost trails do to excessive noise from sleds, the DNR is serious about ticketing for noise.

A middle-aged frumpy couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde.

“I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $75,000 asking price,” said the man. “Yet I just heard you close the deal for $65, 000 to the lovely young lady there. You insisted there could be no discount on this model.”

“Well, what can I tell you? She had the ready cash and, just look at her, how could I resist?” replied the grinning salesman.

Just then the young woman approached the middle-aged couple and gave them the keys.

“There you go,” she said. “I told you I would get the dope to reduce it. See you later, dad.”

Never mess with the old ones!

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