Had a big OPPS yesterday, I went to Wausau to pick up my truck and thought I had Kristie working, looking back at it, I may have talked to her about working but unsure of the day, or maybe she forgot. OPPS. Sorry to anyone who came by the bar yesterday, I guess I owe you one.
I was in my back yard trying to launch a kite.
I threw the kite up in the air, the wind would catch it for a few
seconds, then it would come crashing back down to earth.
I tried this a few more times with no success.
All the while, my wife Vicki is watching from the kitchen window,
muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.
She opens the window and yelled to me,
‘You need a piece of tail. ‘
I turned with a confused look on my face and yelled back,
‘Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite!