Weather Rainy today.

Little rain today but then sunny for a week or so. Looks like a beautiful week ahead of us, it would be a great time to take a little trip to the UP.

In the afternoon, I went over to the Bass Pro Shop to get a small 9 mm handgun for home/ personal protection.  When I was ready to pay for the pistol and ammo, the cashier said, “Strip down, facing me.”
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.  When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader.
As an intelligent senior citizen I do not get flustered often, but this time it took me a while to get my pants back on.  I’ve been asked to shop elsewhere.

They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer.  I still don’t think I looked that bad!  Just need to wear underwear more often.

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