Weather: If you pee outside it will freeze before it hits the ground
Trail Conditions: Fantastic, except for 13 going into Rockland
Over and over again I keep saying the trails are great. 13 going into Rockland was rough yesterday, that is the only complaint I heard. Traffic is getting lower each week now, but we should be fine through out March. Come on up for another ride.
We had happy endings at the bar yesterday for 2 guys. Not the kind of happy ending you are thinking about. A week back I posted a couple riders brought in a gps, cigars a tow rope and a pair of glasses they found on the trail. Well yesterday a guy called and claimed the items. They must have fallen out of his bag while going down the trail and someone brought them into me.
Another group was at the bar and asked if I found a key on a Club 51 key chain they lost 2 years ago. Guess what, I had it in the drawer. LOL
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, ‘Son, how old are you?’
‘Eight’, the boy replied.
The man continued, ‘Do you know what these are used for?’
The boy replied, ‘Not exactly, but they aren’t for me. They’re for him. He’s my brother. He’s four.”
“Oh, really?” the pharmacist replied with a grin.
“Yes.” the boy said. “We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can’t do none of those.”