Weather: Warmer temps.
Trail conditions: Not to good around the Lake.
First off a warning from the Ewen area, Snowmobiles are blowing past stop signs on trail 8. This is very dangerous as people use these driveways. State Police could be issuing tickets.
I have a request from fishermen on the Lake. Please keep your distance from shacks and people. You must be at least 100 feet away from an ice shack or a person.
If someone lost a Black Suitcase on the trail it was turned into Henrys Bar in Rockand.
Riders in yesterday were not happy with conditions around Lake Gogebic. Hopefully groomers were out last night and continue today. I hear Watersmeet trails were in good condition, 13 north was rough, I would use 3 if you are headed north today. Trail 8 coming from Ironwood was a mess also.
A shout out from Bill Wyness and Mark Staack from Local 17 Pipecovers, “Never too early for Jack and Jim”.
Hey, want to hear something funny? A group was in today that said they were up with the guy that took my iPhone5 cord. Remember I said I hope his sled blows up? Well it didn’t, but he did do a little damage to it. Funny how what goes around comes around. And they wanted me to mention “Annie Sessions”.
Roger is a hard worker, and he spends most of his nights bowling or playing volleyball. One weekend, his wife decides that he needs to relax a little and take a break from sports, so she takes him to a strip club. The doorman at the club spots them and says “Hey Roger! How are you tonight?” His wife, surprised, asks her husband if he has been here before. “No, no. He’s just one of the guys I bowl with.” They are seated, and the waitress approaches, sees Roger and says “Nice to see you, Roger. A gin and tonic as usual?” His wife’s eyes widen. “You must come here a lot!” “No, no” says Roger “I just know her from volleyball.” Then a stripper walks up to the table. She throws her arms around Roger and says “Roger! A table dance as usual?” His wife, fuming, collects her things and storms out of the bar. Roger follows her and spots her getting into a cab, so he jumps into the passenger seat. His wife looks at him, seething with fury and flips out on Roger. Just then, the cabby leans over and says “Sure looks like you picked up a bitch tonight, Roger!”