Weather: Back into the 80’s.
Hot weather is back in the UP. Maybe it is not hot compared to where you are at, but this is the UP, it is supposed to be sunshine and Lolly pops all the time, not hot and humid.
I am going to Iron Mountain tomorrow to pick up Becker, her surgery went well, she is just not a good patient. In fact she has no patients. But hopefully she is all healed and ready to come home.
Hall of Fame game canceled last night. Oh well I was never a fan of pre season games anyway. The coaches use these games as practice, but the fans bitch when they do not win, it is just too soon for football anyway, did I say it is going to be 80 degrees yet?
You might have to think twice about this one.
A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. ‘How did this happen?’ the emergency room doctor asked her.
‘Well, I was trying to commit suicide,’ the blonde replied.
‘What?’ sputtered the doctor. ‘You tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?’
‘No, silly’ the blonde said. ‘First I put the gun to my chest, & then I thought, ‘I just paid $6,000.00 for these implants…
I’m not shooting myself in the chest.’
‘So then?’ asked the doctor.
‘Then I put the gun in my mouth, & I thought, ‘I just paid $3,000.00 to get my teeth straightened. I’m not shooting myself in the mouth.’
‘Then I put the gun to my ear, & I thought: ‘This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.